Come on, India. Let’s football!!

I still remember the first football match I saw on TV. It was the opening match of 2006 FIFA World Cup and Germany had demolished Costa Rica 4-2. The gawky teenager who had been secretly disappointed at the absence of their charismatic leader Michael Ballack was mesmerized by the sheer energy of the players and the beauty of the game.

Fast forward 8 years and things are not much different. Through all the frenzy of Ferguson retiring and Germany winning the Wold Cup, there is a question that has haunted every Indian football enthusiast – when will the Indian football set the world on fire?

The answers to this question have always been a combination of words like ‘negligence, ‘lack of facilities’, ‘insufficient support from the authorities’, ‘lack of fund’ and ‘overshadowed by cricket’ – all with good reason. The fact that a good portion of Indian football enthusiasts who can spit out Zaltan’s height in their sleep find it hard to recollect the name of the captain of the Indian National football team speaks volumes about the hold Indian football has over its masses. (FYI, his name is Sunil Chetrri)

Sunil Chhetri, the current captain of Indian National Football team
Sunil Chhetri, the current captain of Indian National Football team

When Sepp Blatter, the current FIFA president, described India as a “sleeping giant” of football, he may not have been much off the mark. Indian football, with its rich history, has been always under-represented and ended up playing second fiddle to the legitimate First Lady aka cricket. Even though clubs like Mohun Bagan, East Bengal and Mohammedan Sporting have managed to survive against all odds, it is a sad truth that there are hardly any clubs that the soccer fanatics of the country can identify themselves with. Even in Kerala, which has churned out many a talented player like I.M Vijayan and Jopaul Anchery, the game of football, though widely played, is yet to be popularised as a profession. It is a great hobby – nothing more. As Nilanjan Datta of Times of India once wrote, “the coconut trees among the picturesque lagoons have, in fact, seen only the death of many a bold dream.”

The team logos.
The team logos.

It is into this scenario that ISL makes its brave debut. Preceded by the I-League which failed to reach the expectations due to financial instability (among other reasons), Indian Super League has a huge burden to shoulder. The IPL-type football league, first launched in the early 2011s, has stoked much debate even before its official commencement. The latest ISL promo, unlike the first one, have been much criticised for giving undue focus to cricketers and film stars with just a glimpse of Alessandro Del Piero. It is indeed a matter of great distress that not a single Indian footballer, from past or present, is featured in the promo which aims at the “birth of a footballing nation”. It is unclear whether footballers were asked to be a part of the feature or they were sidetracked completely. However, a section of supporters see no harm in involving the celebrities. “Yes, they [the makers of the ad] could have included footballers too. But we have to remember that football is yet to be popularised in India. If including a bunch of celebrities can bring some much-needed visibility to this sport, then why not use them?” asks Ajay Reddy, an avid footballer. Sruthi Menon, an mass media student based in Bangalore remarks that too much attention is given to such trivial matters. “ISL is gonna be big. It is set to be telecasted live across multiple channels and will even have vernacular commendatory. When is the last time this happened in football?”

Bhaichung Bhutia aka the Sikkimese Sniper. He is India'a most capped player and my fav Indian football (after I.M Vijayan, i.e)
Bhaichung Bhutia aka the Sikkimese Sniper. He is India’s most capped player and my fav Indian footballer (after I.M Vijayan, i.e)

Good or bad, ISL sure seems to be attracting a lot of attention. The mainstream media, which initially trotted around with an air of condescension, slowly seems to be catching up to this new phenomenon. The buzz in the air seems to be that ISL willsurely go a long way in spreading the base of football across the nation. Whether it’ll go on to fulfil their vision of India becoming a global football power and qualifying for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, only time will tell.


This article of mine was published on Youth Ki Awaaz. My first article that is published anywhere other than my blog. Yay!! 🙂

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Rant! – Desi Kalakaar??

STATUTORY WARNING: This is a rant – there is a good chance that none of what is said below will make sense. You enter at your own risk.


One of the many strange habits I have (like I-hate-talking-over-the-phone thing) is that I rarely watch TV. Of course, this might be due to the fact that most of the time, you’ll find me holed up with my laptop. Even if I do watch TV once in a while, the channels are mainly confined to music channels and Fox Life. I absolutely hate the serials and beyond-words-stupid stuff like Bigg Boss & Satyameva Jayate (more on that later).

It was while flipping through one of those channels that I saw Poogyaneeya Shri Honey Singh maharshi’s new single, ‘Desi Kalakaar’. Now I’ve heard his previous songs, so I had braced myself to be OMG-ed at his beyond-belief lyrics. However what I was not prepared for was to see Sonakshi Sinha dressed up as a…erm, how to put this politely…hooker? And what was with all the 5-day-old-make-up and barely-there shorts?? Okay, I realize that I am coming across as a kind of judgmental ass here, but hey – this is one of my fav heroines we are talking about!

Sonakshi, right from the start, had charmed me with her unconventional slightly-plump look (which I personally refer to as the ‘Indian look’). My admiration for her had been heightened by her performance in ‘Lootera’ a movie which I loved. So you can hardly blame for being pretty disappointed to see yet another actor bend to the industries pressure and lose their identity. After all, this is an industry where Aishwarya Rai’s and Kareena Kapoor’s malnourished look received much traction as the infamous ‘Size Zero’!

And it is not just the heroines either. One of my roomies, a slightly chubby, rather cute (and extremely immature for her age) 22-year-old keeps asking me if “Di, mai motti hoo kya?” (Yes, she calls me ‘di’. Yes, I cringe every time I hear that. But that is not what we are talking about here. Focus, people!) I initially thought that it was a ploy on her part to just hear it being denied, but turns out, she has been told that she is a ‘moti’ and should lose weight by her boyfriend, her relatives and a good percent of the people she interact with. Is there any wonder that she is so insecure about her looks??

What is it with people and their obsession with body weight? Million dollar question indeed. I found myself asking this question when I was watching ‘Spanglish’ the other day – in the movie, the uptight and snooty mother keeps on telling her slightly plump and very intelligent daughter that she needs to “lose weight”. The obsession we Indians have with skin tone is bad enough, but weight too??

Seriously, WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL??